like a dog chasing cars

the street is wide

theres space for all

atleast thought so

a really dumb dog

and the day came upon

lakhs lakhs lakhs

half a lakh more

they were all there

the dogs all stood

waiting all the time

no bark nor woof

just shifting of feet

the fat spanish waiter

he came in a small car

meat for all there is

pay a grand dears

pay they did

question they dint

the meat was in pieces

300 to be exact

who barks loudest?

who barks the most?

who can interpret the bark?

you are through

300 did win

meat they got

the rest stood

waiting for another

other waiters did come

some fat and fair

some thin and dark

but come they did

and the stupid dog stood on

hoping there will enough

but twas a fools hope

for he couldnt bark

the waiters were all done

few lucky thousands

they went to promise land

strangely some came back

a sweeper came in a cycle

will you come along dog?

i cant bark said the dog

what will i do?

i thought i could bark

just because i couldnt run

but neither i can

so why do i come??

coz you cant do niether

your dumb,thats good

questions i like not

for am a thief

but work i will give

five days a week

six days off a year

good meat you get

the dog had tried

too many cars

he knew he can

do it no more

so shook his paw

happy he was

for he had caught

finally something

stupid stupid dog

he had never chased cycles

he had no other choice

what can he do?

he was thinking of meat

but he was a stupid dog

for he knew not

he will never have time to eat it

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dear entrance exam organisers,please dont conduct these exams in a girls college.we guys need to piss.before the exam.its a ritual.we cant give up our manhood.fuck you feminists.

anyways fms entrance had 200 question.120 mins.add three or four really long comprehensions.that means i had to rush through.but as i read the second comprehension(about minds),instead of skimming i sat and read the whole thing.fascinating.i sat in that passage for about half hour.of course i dint finish the question paper.when i got back i asked my friends if they enjoy the passage too.they dint read it.but they answered all correctly.so they so.and i realised then.i was never going to do well in that management.am too slow,peaceful and placid.no ambition.i just knew i dint want this software engg life.and i blindly went for management.but that doesnt suit me too.i still dont know where my reckoning is.for now i will do the cognizant.if i do find something in the mean time good for me.else bad for cognizant.and to rip off ma fb status-

CAT=Rs.1500 XAT=Rs.2300 SNAP=Rs.3500 MDI=Rs.1000 FMS=Rs.1200 Sp.Jain=Rs.1200...Deciding not to MBA after applying for all Bschools...PRICELESS!!

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